Honorable mention

So, I am on the phone with my momma, and as usual, we are talking about how bored I am. This is what she suggested that I do for fun.

Mom:do you have any flour?

Me: Ummm...yeah.

Mom: Do you have any water?

Me: Umm...yeah. (thinking she is going to tell me to cook something)

Mom: Well you can make some sort of paste and play with it.

Me: Im going to go now mom.

Linky

Linkage:
Andie: you are very linky tonight
Kelly: lol
sorry. I have ADD

Background story:
Kelly within five minutes had sent me five different links about five different things. My favorite one was about upscale prostitution.

submarines

kelbell3323: i wonder if i would have motion sickness in a submarine?
spamisyuckie: i dont know at the very least I would get cabin fever



Another genius conversation between Kelly and Andie....backstory.... I get carsick very easily.

you are now stupider for having read this.

Umm...Andie, do you mind coming into the bathroom with me for a second?

It all happened one chilly drunken evening in Strasbourg, France. I believe that it happened sometime after the 2 flaming (literally, on fire) Shots...a few beers, and a few other random concoctions that the bartender insisted we have.
I thus went into the bathroom, to relieve the ol bladder. Unfortunately, when I left, my zipper got stuck. Not stuck.Broken.
Thus "Andie....will you come into the bathroom with me for a second?"was born. Colm looked like all of his fantasies had come true as we scurried off to the bathroom, where Andie had to get down on her knees and examine my zipper....now that my friends, it what real friends are for.